Yo, listen up, I’m here to spit some bars
‘Bout legal affairs, from here to Mars
We got Halal Law in Indonesia, a whole lotta rules
But if you follow ’em right, you ain’t no fools
Next up, we got Listed Building Consent Conditions, a mouthful to say
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Last but not least, a question that’s funny
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So there you have it, a legal rap so fresh
Hope you learned something, now go on and impress